Testing Water

Testing Water It began with a sign in a window have your water tested here, I knocked On the door, they had meant drinking water. Next day I brought a bottle your water is not drinkable they told me I rang the water board the fucking water I pay for is not drinkable. It has not been drinkable for 26 years I was told you foreign swine the man On the phone said. Listen to me you shit I was in Luanda in 1975 when The Portuguese army melted away and we from the foreign legion had to Keep the population safe. SLAM! Next day the water board came cleaned the cisterna, the driver of the truck Had lived in Norway for five years it was he said living with icicles 4 dead cat Skeletons and a dog that still had fur on it head, I fed it and it grew a body But the dog was not happy, when I took it for a walk it tried twice to tried to throw Itself under a bus, I learned its name was Prince, one morning it disappeared And was found in a pond having been dead for fifty years it preferred to stay dead I understand that having tried to be famous for fifty years it is like waking up And eating soggy cornflakes in the morning. PS Morsi is wrong