Grumpy Humpty

Grumpy Humpty has been creamed and impeached All of his insidious dreams won't ever be reached All of his maneuvers will be hung on the wall Tripping on a banana peel outraged and appalled All the queen's horses with their women and men Wouldn't remorse as he cries for some amends The head of the Senate is speaking quite partial Without meaning and rhyme like a wicked Marshall Subtly functional however completely unhinged Drinking Kentucky whiskey and out on a binge Blurting out phrases of coup, spies and treason Contradictory statements of lies without reason Screaming for facts lacking knowledge and fitness Hiding the truth and forbidding a valid witness Their baseless nonsense in no logical rhetoric Lacking in its essence and completely allegoric Confusing the issue and pervasively pedantic Raging irrationally with their outrageous antics Interrupting due process by refusing his presence disrespecting the deceased with utter irreverence Blaspheming decency with innuendos of lewdness Disqualifying humor with his blatant crudeness We sit and observe each moment of atrocity Astounded at his crass and brassy hypocrisy Teaching his children to upset and collude with an inflexibility and narcissistic attitude Staying illusory with their noses so aloof Hiding in the attic underneath a hole in the roof Detaching realism from each important issue Watching the gangrene grow beneath their tissue Each morning becomes an event so very deploring As Humpty dreams a nightmare while loudly snoring Purchasing secretly his fake platinblonde toupé Caught red-handed needling his Russian crochet Spoon feeding us Vladimir's Kremlin Propaganda While stealing the good and evil list from our dear Santa Let's not forget his obvious forms of contortion "Do me a favor, though" sounds much like extortion Being scolded in class for he's blown it with a bungle Firing advisors like he always did in his asphalt jungle Feeling sorry for himself so detached with no regret Here comes the hammer called the Lincoln Project Grumpily he tested fate with his disrupted karma by misusing his power forcing Mexican children's trauma No angels will be waiting for you at the Pearly Gates Humpty has been incessantly heartless and irate With your greedy servants you sit before damnation Behaving like a gangster sitting in condemnation Attempting constantly to continue your false obstruction Waving the wand of freedom for the usage of corruption Billy sits with his whims twisting in his seat with ants in his pants while Mike is gaining weight devoid of any responsible chance. Rootie Kazootie lost his popularity while performing in the circus and will never be fired because his game is jarring and raucous So we all wait in patience for a possibly rigorous and fair trial Hoping for an angelic voice to come from a Rootie butt-dial In spite of the fact Humpty is perhaps a hefty co-conspirator We brace ourselves for the turbulent winds of the next theater.