A Lump Of Coal

I blew her a kiss, she gave me a wave And it is almost Christmas Day, I brought her candy and I gave her a gift At me she became very quiet, and miffed. We then both stood underneath the Mistletoe She was colder than the falling snow, But, I still puckered up to give her a kiss She ran away, her lips I did miss. I ignore no one, but she always ignores me I guess there is more fish in the sea, So, badly I wanted to have thatChristmas cheer She though instead gave me a Christmas tear. I have taken her name off of my Christmas list She has finally gotten me truly pissed, When Santa brings her present from the North Pole I hope that the present is a large lump of coal. Randy L. McClave