A Man Can

Just because I am a man This is one thing I proudly can, But, "no! " of course to a woman Because, that was God's ingenious plan. This I honestly do speak As I walk down any road or street, On the side of a building I can take a leak Also in the country I can also in a creak. Whenever I go for a tinkle After sleeping like rip van winkle, Unto my eyes there is a twinkle As I begin to sprinkle. If there is ever a small fire And if extinguishing it is the desire, And no extinguishers can they acquire My Willy will be the flames denier. A man can pee any where From a roof or from a window or from a stair, He can either here or over there As a need or just as a desire. A man can write his name in the snow Water a weed by his toe, Water a flower that wants to grow Urinate wherever he wants to go. A man will always stand tall Unlike a woman who will squat down to look small, When Mother Nature does call I am ready to pee on a tree or on a wall. A man doesn't have to sit down To water below him the ground, Where a ant he might accidentally drown While looking foolish around town. Anywhere a man can pee On a animal, or on a bush or on a tree, In a pool in the ocean or in the sea Or in a puddle or on debris. Whenever a man takes a piss It brings him joy and ultimate bliss, He can sit or stand to accomplish this Whenever he takes a whizz. A man pees wherever that he has a druther Like his father and his son and his uncle's and brother But, not his sisters or his aunts or mother A man can pee anywhere, but not her. Randy L. McClave