Bite Someone!

Sometimes I wish that I were a dog So, I could bite someone on their leg, And "Woof" wouldn't be my only dialogue And for no-one would I ever sit or beg. My toilet would be where I wanted to pee Not only on a pad or in the yard, And I would happily give anyone a flea And my poop, others would need to discard. Sometimes I wish that I were a dog Always being ready when nature calls, I could chase then birds and maybe even eat a Frog And when I wanted to, I would lick my own balls. Every day I would probably roll in the grass And I would always sleep under the sun, Cats and squirrels I would always harass And I would always have my fun. Sometimes I wished that I were a dog Furiously at everyone I would always bark, I would snort and also wallow like a hog Life for me would be a lark. I would do what I wanted without permission I wouldn't care if I were wrong or right, And I would always be the one under suspicion And someone's leg, I would always bite. Randy L. McClave