Fat John

Though indeed you are truly fat But, unto you I would tip a 10 gallon hat, You still try to stay in decent shape While trying to lose your enormous gape. Know this, if you were not my large friend These insults to you I would not ever send, I would not make remarks about your size That always catches mine and everyone else's eyes. Though truly I make fun of your weight But, those remarks are never made from hate, They are given with a snicker and a smile And never from hatred, or even from guile. I will say this to you once again Even though you're the size of two large men, Your heart is also twice as big On that statement, I will not ever renege. God of course made you for a reason Unto him you are obedient, faithful in every season, Now when I think of you after my many pokes I now understand this, God created awesome jokes. Randy L. McClave