Getting Married

Go out and get yourself a job So, you don't have to beg or rob, So, you don't have to ever again do without I always told her as she would complain and shout. Of course she wants the nicest things Necklaces and pearl earrings, And of course she wants newer clothes And perfumes to tantalize the nose. She wants to always go out to eat Where it is always at someone else's treat, And she always needs gas for her car To again take her to the club or to a bar. She wants to give her children the nicest presents She enjoys taking them to the nicest shows and events, And of course she lavishes to always sleep late And never waking up because of a muscle ache. But, a dollar she doesn't have in the bank And never any gas in her fuel tank, And when her bills finally show up, or come due She seriously doesn't know what to say or do. A job she is not enthusiastic to seek And of course she don't want to work 40 hours a week, She just wants someone else to take care of her So, she can always do, what she does prefer. So, she came up with an ingenious plan Which involves any simple minded and very gullible man, She wants newer clothes and gas and eggs and bread So, she decided instead in finding a job, she'll get married instead. Randy L. McClave