Stolen Wife And Stuff

You came and took my wife what else do you want My half eaten sandwich or the trash inside the bin? Would you want the soap that we shared or the shampoo we used Tell me? Do you hold a jealousy or an envy of me deep within. What else of mine would you like to take or steal That is of course of what I have used or what would fit, Do you want the clothes that I wear or the cologne that I use Would you want my personal items in your own closet? I see that you left the towels and washcloths that my wife and I shared I wonder why, did you forget to take and also use them? And you forgot the hairbrushes and the toothpaste that we owned By the way, you forgot to take my bathrobe, it’s the one that says 'Him'. I look about my house to see what else that you forgot to take Wait, you forgot my scissors and razor to trim your beard and shave your mustache, Maybe you want to take my deodorant or my fingernail clippers Or maybe you want to steal my money; but wait, my wife has already stolen my cash. You forgot to take all of the pillows and the covers off our bed That my wife and I used and shared at night when we went to sleep, But, you didn't or couldn't take my manhood or even my pride So, I decided my wife and my other stuff you took, you can just keep. Randy L. McClave