The Cleaning Lady

She told me that she'd clean my house If I'd buy her a low cut blouse, And she wouldn't mind sweeping up the dirt If I would buy her a very short tartan skirt. She then told me that she would happily cook my meals If I'd buy her stiletto high heels, And for her pay I would not ever need to barter I can seductively place a twenty, in her garter. She knows that it is hard for a man to clean his house Especially when he has not a girlfriend or a spouse, Then she told me for that one day She'd be the wife or girlfriend, in every needing way. She said no jobs are ever forbidden to ask As long as I bought her a Japanese face mask, And as a bonus if my soul needed to mend She wouldn't mind bringing along her girlfriend. Randy L. McClave