The Toilet Bowl

I went to the bathroom to do number one I told my wife I didn't know how long I'd be gone, First I had to move her towel off from the floor So, that I could close the bathroom door. Then I had to replace a roll of toilet paper My wife forgot, maybe she was going to do it later, Then I raised the toilet seat to do my business As I stood in inclusiveness. Then I went to the bathroom sink to wash my hands Where perfume, cosmetics and a hairbrush stands, Then as I picked them up and moved them out of my way So, my wife can be ready for another day. I then washed my hands, but then on me there was a strain Once again my wife's hair stopped up the drain. I then cleaned up the counter and the sink I did unclog No more does it look like a messy bog. I then flushed and I brush cleaned the toilet bowl Just being prepared when a couple more times my wife will go, Then I moved her hair-clips into a cup Then my wife scream at me not to leave the toilet seat up. Randy L. McClave