What She Wants

She says she wants a man who is taller Then I say well I want a woman who isn't smaller, She wants a man at least an inch taller than her So, she can look up to him and call him sir. I don't care if a woman is smaller or taller or my size, Just as long as I can look into her eyes She wants a man who is thinner Well I then want a woman who is skinnier, She wants a man who is not heavy And she wants a man who owns a truck preferably a Chevy. She wants a man who looks like a superhero in a cape, Well then I want a woman who stays in shape. She wants a man who has a job Then I want a woman who pays back and never does rob, She wants a man who brings home a paycheck from work And he'll spoil her while not ever being a jerk She wants a man who is fit and has assurance, And also who has great benefits and insurance. She wants a man who has no scars or not even a bruise Well then I want a woman who has not one tattoo, She wants a man who doesn't hang out with thugs Well I want a woman who doesn't smoke or drink or uses drugs. She wants a man who wears a stylish shirt, I then want a woman who wears a short tartan skirt. She wants a man with a beautiful smile Then I want a woman with a very caring style, She wants a man who doesn't cheat and who is honest and true I want a woman who'll always say, "I love you" She wants a man for his wallet and also for his looks Well, I want a woman who has a great soul and cooks. Randy L. McClave