At The Conference For Scottish Inventions

At the Conference of Scottish inventions Dolly the sheep arrived, with hair new permed, blue rinsed Ten Adhesive stamps were licking the boots Of every EU funder Bovril and the cloud chamber Had no mates. They only turned up for the freebies Lime cordial and marmalade were the main speakers Their event was fully booked. The take up of their tasters was phenomenal A paddle steamer, a lorry and a piano Couldn't enrol due to lack of parking spaces Ten raincoats and 16 cans of Irn Bru Were mobbed by friends and admirers No-one could get enough of them Until the sun came out, And the coffee waiter arrived.