Curry

You know what you are getting with a curry It doesn't criticize or pull you down It doesn't feel like you've been drowned in slurry You know what you are getting with a curry A man will brush you off. He's in a curry He has important things to do in town Had drinking turn your mouth all white and furry You don't get those afflictions with a curry You've tied the knot? One day you will be sorry He'll call you fat. He'll say that your'e a clown You wed a Porsche. Now it's a dumpster lorry You really should settled for a curry. That diet leaves you faint. My eyes are blurry Go tear it up. Life is too short to frown Step off the scales! Why should each meal bring worry Now treat yourself. Indulge. Devour a curry. You think that you'd consider Hari Kiri Your best friend's spilled your secrets. And to crown It all, she's made you look a proper wally In future, put your faith into a curry