Hotel Advice: Vietnam

This is the nation that beat the Mongol hordes of Kublai Khan. It is wedged between Laos, China, Cambodia, and the sea. It has been occupied by China, France, Japan, And bombed by tons of bombs from the USA When crossing roads, Walk swiftly through the scooters Stop, and it’s likely They may knock you down When visiting hotels, Firearms, weapons, poisons, Explosive devices, Must be deposited with the management No animals or birds to be kept in room No Durian or offensive smelling plant Allowed on premises. Credit cards or cash are most acceptable Avoid tap water and refuse the ice We pleased to see you. Have a lovely time.