Jane Russell’s Popped Her Bra Straps

Jane Russell’s popped her bra straps at 89 She’d her footprints placed in Grauman’s Chinese Theatre She was a pin up for World War Two GIs She married to a Yankee football quarterback She formed a singing group, sang gospel songs. 'Christians have bosoms, too, you know, ' she said At sixty she promoted Playtex bras They crossed your heart and kept those pups in check She was jailed four days on drink and driving charges Her ma was a lay preacher. They had a backyard chapel She led film people to gather for Bible study She’d had back-alley abortions in her youth. She founded the International Adoption Fund She was just a regular gal, and that’s the truth Like liquorice allsorts, the ultimate eye-candy.