Laurel And Hardy

Laurel and Hardy In black and white Small and tall Fat and thin Limey and Yank Laurel and Hardy were Two cuckoos in Hollywood's nest Two gents in bowler hats Two lucky dogs Two slapstick kings Nobody could milk a joke like them Or build a shaky pile of multiple gags Laurel's hair grew long on top A natural fright wig. Hardy's thinning hair, clapped down in spit curls His trademark toothbrush moustache To walk flat-footed, Stan Laurel removed the heels from his shoes. His natty costume feature, a bow tie. Stan's jacket, straining button, was too tight Oliver Hardy's jacket was too loose Within one classic short, they flung 3,000 cream pies on the set We salute you, Sons of the Desert With love and hisses, from Flying Elephants With Laughing Gravy to Soup and Nuts With Slipping Wives to Bacon Grabbers Kings of the belly laugh, two comedy maestros