London Marathon 22

Flagellation or hair shirts Marathons are all the rage London Marathon ‘22 Release the fruitcakes from the cage Running as an ironing board Running as a giant snicker Running as a giant duck Running as a pea, Buzz Lightyear Running as a teddy bear Running as a green tutu Running as a hairy ape Running as a giant poo Running as a red post box Running as a xmas tree Running as an ice cream cone Running as a strawberry Running as an avocado Running as a giant minion Running as a dog, a crown Martyr, hero, athlete, moron?