Salvador Dali

Salvador Dali examined his poo An unusual thing for a genius to do He rode in a taxi with cauliflowers filled His moustache, like antennae, his followers thrilled The reincarnation of his elder brother (as claimed by his do-lally father and mother) He once bit a bat being eaten by ants Yoko Ono was one of his famed sycophants She paid ten thousand dollars for some of his hair He despatched her dried grass, con-man extr'ordinaire He made adverts for lollipops, chocolate and chips Was known for his strangeness, his talent, his quips He painted boiled beans, elephants, melting clocks His wife Gala, draped off the Catalan rocks He made surreal raptures…the face of Mae West As a room…lips, the sofa, was one of his best His works were his children. He held them with string When he travelled, like dogs on their leads. Amazing!