Shopping Trolley

I am a shopping trolley. I am hooked on pushers They strip the shelves like locusts. Bikers zoom me round with granite fists Pensioners slump over me like caterpillars Babies are dumped in me like pupae I whizz through plastic jungles of bananas To the surprisingly friendly cackle of plastic hens I am a shopping trolley I am heavily into Zen. I am a metal meditator One day I may levitate Over the drinks aisle Frightening the alkies. I am a water carrier, This bottle on my spars Contains the following: (Please read before swallowing) Calcium quinine magnesium Chloride sodium potassium Sulphate nitrate If you've a dicky prostate Avoid this mineral water at all costs. It harbours aluminium and iron The ideal drink for Thirsty horse shoes Parched park railings Dehydrated nests of non-stick pans