The Chat Show Host Spikks Tae The Proverbial Corbie

Foo are ye sae partial tae ettin een? Tykes bark as they are bred Are ye nae sorry tae slay a lammie? Daith speirs nae awkward questions Yer aye the first tae feed aff ony roadkill Theres naethin got frae delay Bit dirt an lang nails Ye've nae close friens I jelouse Friens are like fiddle strings They maunna be screwed ower ticht Yer voice is verra roch Gin ye've gall in yer mou Ye canna spit hinney Dis etten orrals an intimmers nae scunner ye? The proudest nettle growes on a midden heid Thank ye maister corbie fur allowin this veesit I hope I hinna kept ye frae yer busy schedule Veesitors are like fish kept ower lang they stink