The Cosmetic Surgeon

Mrs Burn-Jonesneeds an immediate uplift Due to the gravitational descent of her tummy Flabbily flopping kneewards Mr Fairweather, on the other hand Is suffering from eyebrow deflation A nip and tuck will lift the cowls of his eyelids He will be wide eyed as an owl A look of perpetual surprise Miss Taxberry has a little neck laxity A little jowling, like a bulldog without the drool Her buttocks howeverare practically non existent Microfat transfer from her bingo wings to her bum Is a definite option As a cosmetic surgeon, I perfect what God created You could call me his associate if you like