The White House

43 Presidents lived here With the ghost of Abraham Lincoln And all the Presidents' men President Richard Nixon Installed a bowling alley President Bill Clinton Installed Monica Lewinsky President Woodrow Wilson Kept 83 sheep on the lawn President John F. Kennedy Kept his secrets President Herbert Hoover Housed two alligators President Warren Harding Hosted poker parties President Reagan Stored a jar of jellybeans President Johnson Called his genitals ‘Jumbo' President Roosevelt's Family walked on stilts President Quincy Skinny-dipped in the Potomac President Carter Saw a UFO President Taft Got stuck in the White House bath In the President's House there are: Panic buttons Bullet proof windows A nuclear bunker 35 bathrooms 412 doors 147 windows 28 fireplaces 8 staircases 3 lifts A florist A tennis court A cinema A putting green Which makes me think In a house that vast You could easily get lost You wouldn't feel safe If you looked at the fate Of Presidents to date Abraham Lincoln. William McKinley James A. Garfield. John F. Kennedy Killed in office, every one Attempted assassinations? The shiver-list runs on: William Taft. Andrew Jackson Theodore Roosevelt. Richard Nixon Herbert Hoover. Harry Truman Franklin Roosevelt Ronald Reagan Ford, Bush, Carter, Obama, Clinton So what's this piece of real estate summed up? The White House is the finest gaol in the world* The place where every global problem's hurled. *‘The White House is the finest prison in the world'. Harry S Truman