Weird Laws Around The World

You must never: Dye a dog's hair in Turin Ride a cow when drunk you're in Scotland Break wind in pubic in Malawi Wear Winnie the Poo t-shirts when you're in Poland You must never: Chew gum when in Singapore Wear stilettos on the Acropolis Take selfies with the Buddha in Sri Lanka In seas round Portugal, don't take a piss You must never: Build a sandcastle in Spain Walk out without your shirt in Barcelona Desert your parents if you live in China Wear lace underwear when you're in Russia You must never: Feed the pigeons when you are in Venice Tell fortunes when you live in Maryland Fly a kite in regions of Australia Hike naked if you tramp through Switzerland You must never: wear armour in our British parliament dance after midnight, in the dark, Japan leave dog poo in clean Capri Break down, sans gas, when on the autobahn You must never: Climb a tree when living in Toronto Let your hens run loose in Georgia Wear a mask in public when in Denmark Wrestle bears when out in Africa You must never: Swear when in the Emirates Wear strapless gowns, if male, in Florida Grow too fat, they'll fine you in Japan In Sri Lanka, sport tattoos of mighty Buddha You must never: At Alabama weddings, toss plastic confetti Hang your laundry out in public, Trinidad Fail to walk your dog each day in Roma And if you don't obey you'll wish you had! You must always: Wear speedos when on French beaches In India, beat a drum when locusts come In Idaho you can turn cannibal (But only in extremes, to fill you tum) ‘Laws are like cobwebs which may catch small flies But let the wasps and hornets break right through, ' So wrote the Irish scholar, Jonathan Swift And now as then, that wise man's words hold true