Ye're A Lang Time Deid (Scots)

Ye've niver swam the Barrier Reef? Takk a plane an breenge aheid! Dinna lat a meenit waste Remember, ye're a lang time deid Ye'd like tae bungee lowp in France? Grip the meenit ticht indeed! Takk the ferry ower the waves Remember, ye're a lang time deid Ye fancy somebody frae afar? Grab the thrissle bi the heid! Tell them straicht, ye've nocht tae loss Remember, ye're a lang time deid Ye'd like tae sclimm Mount Everest? Crack on, brither withoot dreid! Tho ye skyte doon on yer dowp Remember, ye're a lang time deid Larn Swahili, fencin, chess Live, afore ye rin tae seed! There's nae study in the mools Remember, ye're a lang time deid Wheesht…is thon the doctor spikkin? Cock yer lugs. Ye maun takk heed Aathin's best in moderation Remember, ye're a lang time deid Atheist? Agnostic? Theist? Explore ilkie different creed Fin the ane that suits yersel Remember, ye're a lang time deid Dinna claik ill aboot ithers Gossip spukken's quick tae spreid Seelence is the kindest wye Remember, ye're a lang time deid Gie yersel the gift o quaet Life is mair than cheese an breid Try a whylie still an calm Remember, ye're a lang time deid Spent a lifetime gaitherin gear? Luv is better far than greed There's nae pooches in a shroud Remember, ye're a lang time deid Fowk makk judgements on yer spikk? Be prood o the guid Scots leid! Sune yer tongue'll stop its claik Remember, ye're a lang time deid Like the girse oor time is shortsome Rose, an queen, dictator, weed Fame's a leaf that dwines an faas Remember, ye're a lang time deid