I'M Only Human (For Diane)

Oh God, I’m only human I haven’t been here long I’m not blessed with divinity So bound to get it wrong Oh God, I’m only human I try to be so good I learnt to swim quite early And hence survived The Flood Oh God, I’m only human I shout and curse and pout And though I may not show it I’m really quite devout Oh God, I’m only human I never go to Church I’m sorry to neglect You And leave You in the lurch Oh God, You're up in Heaven Whilst I am down below What is it like to be there? I’d really like to know Oh God, I’m only human Yet always strive to be A good upstanding citizen - And ask You round for tea Oh God, I’m only human I say my prayers each day I’ve not yet won the lottery To that, what do You say? (Oh God, we’re only human So this I You implore To set to rights this planet And bring an end to war)