Too Much To Drink

I’ve had too much to drink tonight I’m feeling rather funny A glass of wine, a tot of Port And Whisky mixed with honey I thought that it would be okay To take a little Brandy But one small drink turned into two And now I’m feeling randy And then I took a swig of beer To finish off my boozing I know that was a big mistake For now I feel like snoozing To wake me up I feel I need A mug of real black coffee But being drunk and quite confused It turned out like thick toffee So what the heck, I think I’ll try A schooner of that Sherry The Vodka also looks quite nice And now I’m feeling merry I’ve had too much to drink tonight I need the bathroom quickly Its all gone to my silly head I’m feeling rather sickly And when the morning comes around My head will feel quite tender I know that I will so regret I went on such a bender The moral of this little tale I hope will be explicit It’s not a good idea to drink Beyond one’s limit – IS IT! !