I Wanna Do Posh!

I want to wear twin-sets With pearls and beige slacks I want to do lunch At a place named 'Chez Jaques' I want to talk with A plum in my mouth And have a large property By the sea, down South I want to have servants And a lady-in-waiting To get me dressed up For all my posh dating I want to date ladies in large-brimmed hats Who only eat lean Never touching the fats I want to drink tonic With a small splash of gin With ice and a lemon Stuck onto the rim I want to meet ladies That fully-groom And instead of the toilet Use the powder-room And all this I'd like to do today Then go back To my slovenly way!