Apples

'Children brush your teeth, ' they said. We brushed till they rattled in our head. Back and forth and forth and back Till a dentist said, 'No not like that! Up and down and down and up, Then rinse your toothbrush in a cup.' We all know that it can't be done, But no one said so, nary a one. So we brushed the front teeth up and down. Then brushed the back ones 'round and 'round, And no one mentioned the way we'd found For no one saw the brush go round. Then along came a dentist with some floss; Said, 'Everyone's teeth should have a gloss. And this is the way that you should do.' So Mommy dear and Daddy too, Said, 'Pay attention and you pay heed.' While Gramma said, 'Apples are all they need.' Apples! Why Grammas sure know best. We were confused by all the rest. Out to the store we'll gladly rush, And if they still want us to brush Why don't they put apples in the paste? It sure would improve the taste.