The Inuit And The Bees

An Inuit from Zodiac who was a hypochondriac moved into town and promptly ate some food well known to constipate. He asked himself and pondered if he ought to take a laxative He did and went down on his knees into a swarm of honeybees. Ferocious, all the bees first hovered but soon they had his bottom covered. They stung and had the fellow yelling, the stingers did create much swelling. And thus, the laxative inside could not provide the hoped for ride for all the dark and smelly masses that get expelled from Northern asses. The Inuit from Zodiac expired thusly, from a lack of ventilation to his gut due to a fiercely swollen butt. Your average Northern Inuit is known to take one daily shit when fed raw fish and caribou but it is also very true that honeybees and white man's bread can kill an Inuit very dead. Thus, hear the moral of this tale, a laxative will surely fail if Eskimo meets honeybees while defecating on his knees. Note: It is not generally realised that several tribes of Inuits are known for performing this most basic human function while kneeling. The extremely high fat content of their native diet allows for quick, noiseless and effortless expulsion and a crouching position would be less practical.