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Preheat the oven of our love with the spark of excitement let the fires burn hot with passion ready to cook the mixture Add the eggs of your lack of confidence to the sifted flour of the embarrassment you often caused mix in well the butter of your culinary ineptitude and the milk of your inability to clean Combine the cream of your lies with the sugar of your backstabbing pour both mixtures in to the cake tin of your infidelity bake well in the oven for five years before placing it on a rack to cool Unfortunately it was over done and almost ruined the person I was the toxins still run through my veins creating the poison that was our relationship