I Am A Woman

I am a woman I can exquisitely cook I have the killer feminine look You can always read me like a book I am a woman I am beautiful I am homely and dutiful I’m skilful in giving an earful, mouthful or an eyeful I am a woman I am dumb with not an ounce of wisdom Will quite happily engage in a threesome! My chest and their two nuts always blossom I am a woman I stand up proud I am a woman and human I say out loud Even when there is no crowd Day by day passes I keep comparing my ass to other women’s asses Stupefying! How an ass alone can assail the masses Mystifying! How an ass alone scales to greener grasses I am a woman I drink from a glass and not a beer can Fluttering eyelids, breasts, backside, legs and my scent Are the building blocks and tools of my personal assets! Required to make anyone my ultimate focused fan Tattle - Chatter, Yakety-yak-Chatter So I gather Tattle - Chatter, Yakety-yak-Chatter Of which I am the master Tattle - Chatter, Yakety-yak-Chatter Talk I do non-stop like a rapper Tattle - Chatter, Yakety-yak-Chatter Talk I do as if I have all the answers I am a woman My glossy fingernails, smeary lipstick Is enough for you to tremble! Adequate for you to reassemble Reassemble yourself to be weak And the walk I walk And the talk I talk With the way I rock With the way I mock Is flying out there as a clear message I can be cold stone and hard as a rock Or as warm and lovingly fun as glamorous luck O Yes! I am that woman on this life’s stage To all man this is still an obstacle The simple underlying principle That permits me to give birth to life! Makes me that woman an unbelievable miracle Copyright 2006 - Sylvia Chidi