I Am Still Single

I own my car and my boat and my house Yes! I am all alone without a girlfriend or a spouse, I can eat the food that I want to eat And I can go to the movies and pick my own seat. I can travel or go wherever that I want Any place in the world I can explore or haunt, The only baggage that I ever need to worry about is my own And none of my worries or problems need to be known. I can sleep all day or I can stay up all night And I can sleep beneath the stars or under the sun shining bright, I am truly free as the breeze or as the mighty wind Because, I don't have a wife or even a girlfriend. I don't ever have to worry about the way that I dress Sometimes I enjoy being a slob, I will happily confess, And the television remote it is always mine And never do I get hit or yelled at for looking at a hemline. I can spend my money anyway or anytime that I want to I can always go out with the boys and do what I want to do, And the blankets are always mine to share with nobody on my bed Never do I sleep on the couch for the wrong thing I've done or said. Never do I have to worry about a cluttered bathroom And never do I see it with confusion or even with dread or gloom, And with any woman I can always flirt with or mingle Because, I am still happily single. Randy L. McClave