If I Were A Weak Man

If I were a weak man, I think I would have been a drinker, I would have no worries of my own, And I wouldn't have to be a thinker. I would go to the pub constantly, And there I would spend my pay, I would have no worries to worry about, As I would drink all of my worries away. I would talk my nonsensical talk, Never would I speak intellectual, I would always blame my problems on others, And my common sense would be ineffectual. If I were a weak man, On my knees to GOD I would pray, I would ask him to take care of all of my worries, While I would drink my life away. I would buy all my friends a drink, As we talk about sports and local events, Then I would buy more drinks to feel better, As I would spend all of my dollars and my cents. I would escape all my worries with a drink, All strength and confidence I would ban, I would give up on all of my great expectations, That is of course if I were a weak man. If I were a weak man, All temptations would be my master, I would fall so easily into weakness, And I wouldn't care if the outcome were a disaster. My wants is all that I would care about, I would lack in stability of mind and character of thought, I would be foolish and lacking any judgement, The weak way is the only way I would have sought. I would be a thief and a liar and a cheater, I never would turn over a new leaf or the other cheek, If it’s the easy road I would always take it, But, that is of course only if I were weak. Randy L. McClave