Dada: Inspired By Marcel Duchamp, 'fountain',1917

Dada isFrench for rocking horse Dada is German for goodbye Dada is the name of a Swiss shampoo Dada is art with no straitjacket Dada's a gent's urinal Being confronted by porcelain of a lavatorial design. Yanks thechain of some thoughts about urine It's 95% water. 2.5% urea 2.5% is a mixture of salt, hormones, nutrients, and creatine Over a life, the kidneys will clean one million gallons of water into pee. Sometimes it smells Of asparagus, alcohol, coffee, garlic, ammonia Sometimes it's coloured red by beets or carrots. A Clydesdale horse can pee 4 gallons per day And an elephant pees 13 gallons…stand well back Peecan whiten your teeth, the Romans told us Or let you write invisible messages 21 million Americans can't pee in public places Cat urine contains phosphorus, It glows in the presence of oxygen Da-dee-dada-dum….