Girl Cupping Her Breast

Breasts get fatter with age. They sag, grow nipple hair Wrinkle, point in opposite directions Two million American women Have breast implants- go under the knife A big-boobed silicon wife Jogging and aerobics makes them bounce Implants cost as much as a mini car And only guaranteed five years. To leak, or not to leak? Do you want the teardropp shape, or rounder? The risks are minimal…blood clots, migration, deflation But worth it! Look at me upon my plinth My breasts so pert, as bouncy as two puppies. I cup my hand in case they drop Not that they would. Magnificent mammary specimens Don't you think?