The Hypochondriac's Symptoms

abscesses, acne, Alzheimer's, anorexia Aspergers autism arthritis, asthma boils, B.O., brucellosis, b-polar bronchitis, bunions bulimia cancer, constipation, covid. cystitis claustrophobia, clap, conjunctivitis diarrhoea, diabetes, death, dementia, earache, e-coli, epilepsy, Ebola fibroids, flu, fractures, fetishes, fainting gangrene, glaucoma, gingivitis, groaning. herpes, high blood pressure, HRT heart attack, hysteria, hysterectomy impetigo and insomnia, insanity jiggers, jaundice, kidney stones, kleptomania, lobotomy, leukaemia, labyrinthitis migraine, menopause, malaria neuralgia, norovirus, nasal polyps, nits oedema, OCD, obesity, piles, phlebitis, prolapse, pleurisy and polio quinsy, quadriplegia, rhinoplasty syphilis, scurvy, sprain, spasm, stroke, smallpox, schizophrenia, septic shock tinnitus, T.B. typhoid, tracheotomy ulcers, underactive thyroid, UTI varicose veins, verrucae, vertigo warts, worms, whooping cough, waist-hip ratio X-rays, yellow fever, yeast infection zika virus…the hypochondriac's last suspicion